What the fuck is up? I just wanna pull your coat tail to what's real. A motherfucker gotta quit fucking around and do what a man gotta do. That means that you don't take any shit offa nobody! When you wake-up, pack your shit and kill the first motherfucker that fucks with you. And don't carry no punk-ass nine millimeter. Get strapped with a .357 or .40 if you have to have an automatic. A shotgun would be beautiful. A machine gun would be pure pussy.

If you're driving down the street and a motherfucker cuts you off, shoot the bastard in the back of his head six times. If you ask a bitch for her phone number and she disses you, light her ass up! If a bum ask you for a quarter, give him six ounces of lead. The next time that you want a drink, go rob a gook liquor store and murder everybody in there. If you work everyday and your supervisor is giving you a hard time, kill that son of a bitch and kill anybody that screams when you do it.

After you beat your wife or girl friend's ass, you call the cops and tell them what happened. When they get to your crib you should shoot them and set your bitch on fire.

Of course, some of you hard motherfuckers out their like baseball bats. I must admit that there ain't nothing like caving in a motherfucker's skull with a baseball bat. I love the sound that a bashed in skull makes. My dick gets hard just thinking about smashing a motherfucker's face with a Louisville Slugger.

But ain't nothing like a bare handed snuff. The ultimate test of manhood is the ability to beat a motherfucker to death. Then after you beat a son of a bitch to the ground, you gotta finish him off by punting his brains out of his skull. Or if you're real good, you Gore Dance the motherfucker.