Greetings fellow seekers of truth, enlightenment, and the RAW!! Fuckin' finally! REAL DEAL is in fuckin' cyber-space! It's been a long hard fuckin' "roe to hoe" strewn with the lies and bullshit of trifling mother-fuckers trying to fuck us up at every turn!! Whether its been lying ass incompetent printers who have ripped us off, and slowed us down, or a certain sub-human scuzzball bastard who claimed to be down with REAL DEAL, and who works at a major motion picture studio, and who promised to help push a "PLANET DREGS" script because he thought it would be a good idea, and after we busted ass and got him the script, the mother-fucker claimed that the conversation never took place!! The list goes on, lazy cartoonist who don't complete assignments (or ever start them), assholes who jump up and promise to do shit, and when you call them down on it, they punk out!!

The only thing that has kept RD Bone, DR Chronic and Myself from butchering all of these worthless, parasitic mother-fuckin' bastards (shooting's to good for them!!) is that they won't let us publish REAL DEAL from a cell in the "SLAMS" (we've all done a little time, we know what its like) and unlike the aforementioned low-life bastards, we at REAL DEAL care more about YOU the fans, than our own needs of violent gratification! So fuckit!, I can't think of a goddamn thing else to say. So stay crazy, be raw, enjoy our web page, and buy REAL DEAL!!

P.S. We at REAL DEAL would have never made it to a jail cell anyway, because us being the hard bastards that we are, would have shot it out with the fuckin' cops when they came to get us!! And gone down in a blaze of glory!! Fuckit!! Death would have been a relief compared to the bullshit we've gone through to get out these six issues of REAL DEAL!!